Tonight’s subject of conversation - to eat pre football training or not to eat?
Youngest - ‘I’m starving, Mum what’s for tea’
Me - ‘erm’
Oldest - ‘If you eat before football you will get stitch, dont eat anything, i KNOW’
Me - ‘He can have a little something, if he’s really hungry, he will need to eat’
Youngest - ‘I’m starving, what can i have?’
Me - ‘Fish finger sandwich?’
Oldest - No, I’m telling you, even if you eat that you will get stitch’
Me - ‘He will be ok, its only something small, how about a chicken burger sandwich?’
Youngest - ‘Yes, a chicken burger sandwich’
Oldest - ‘Fine, don’t say i didn’t warn you.’
Me - ****Bursts out laughing with the realisation those are my words, he is my child, God help him.****
Note - Its only a small chicken burger, more in the shape of a small steak.
Further note - I really hope he doesn’t get stitch.